Here, allow me to waste some more of your time.

Holy crap. This past weekend has been absolutely insane/surreal/bizarre/mind-boggling/asjdkfjs;dfhsjdhfkl.

So to celebrate, I thought I'd do

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

What do you think of topdownheaton's family?

Very likable, friendly people. And also stinking rich with amazing taste in real estate.

Could you take reunion in a fight?

I'd like to think so.

Why is luna_manar sneaking up behind you right now?

Because she's a DRAGON and that's what DRAGONS DO!

Is highway___lines best described as a badger, a mushroom, or a snake?

Badger. They're known for being fierce fighters, and Jenna's pretty feisty in my opinion.

How many licks would kadrin take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

54,783.

In what ways is erdswoosh smarter than you?

Not taking any math or science her senior year and doing what she loves. I'm really jealous, and for all the trouble they caused me my classes didn't get me anywhere.

Did keine_skillz take the blue pill, or the red pill?

Blue. 'Cuz if he didn't, he'd be out somewhere in rags with plugs all over his body fighting Sentinels, wouldn't he?

Who would make a better window-washer, deadonarrivalx or squeemu?

Deadonarrivalx, because I can see her being just that competitive, even with something like window washing.

If morbid_metrist and nthdegree256 were superheroes, which one would be the sidekick?

morbid_metrist, because the sidekick is never older than the hero. Duh.

What political beliefs of thebaconfat do you disagree with?

We've never really had a political discussion, so I wouldn't know. thebaconfat seems like a fairly liberal, agreeable person though, so I'll hazard a guess that there wouldn't be many.

Why would broken_luggage go to heaven but squeemu go to hell?

This is a rather mean question, I think.

Is samiam78712's spoon too big?

YES. FAR TOO BIG. (stirs milkshake)*

Whom does theponderer get along best with?

Anyone he can agree with on music.

How many people has deadonarrivalx seduced?

Legions. She's quite the vixen.

What was kadrin wearing, the last time you noticed?

This question is rather hard, considering I've never met him in person.

After a cataclysmic war, whom would you pair with transnomad to repopulate the Earth?

Any and all remaining females. Better survival rate that way.

Is asntiger05 evil?

Beyond redemption.

What is thebaconfat's favorite meal?

Ummm....I'm going take a big chance and say anything with bacon in it.

Where do you think orange_soda_pop is right now?

On the prowl for HotT Azn Boiz.

What is the strangest thing xiaobaitu4 has ever said to you?

"What was I doing again?" (spoken while standing over a cutting board holding a knife in one hand, a cucumber in the other, surrounded by chopped cucumber pieces. Silly girl.)

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

*Plymouth A-lunch injoke. Really, Marc, that question was waay too perfect for you.